Operation “Gay Dubstep Baby Central (Pisscore Takeover)” (READ THIS IF YOU LIKE STUPID THINGS)

kippo:

hrmnzr:

dangerjohnes:

hrmnzr:

So, if you’ve been alive during the past week or two, you may know about my new smash hit album, I CREATED PISSCORE by PISS SPEARS.

^ That’s what it looks like!

Now, this album has gotten a fair amount of attention, enough to where it’s topping the breakcore chart! It’s also almost at the top of the dubstep chart, but…

Here at Piss Incorporated, we don’t settle for just 12th place, especially to plebians like Monstercat. Monstercat… more like MonsterCOCK!!!!

So, you may be asking, what exactly am I intending to propose here? Well, it’s pretty modest, and doesn’t involve cannibalism.

I want I CREATED PISSCORE to top the dubstep tag on Bandcamp, and only you can help with that. Yes, you. The one looking at these words. I see you. I feel you. With my heart.

But, you may be asking (again, you inquisitive assfucker), what’s in it for me???? Well, first off, Pisscore will take over the world, which is pretty good incentive for anyone in the first place. BUT WHAT ELSE??

If I end up reaching the No. 1 spot, I will pick five of the people who liked or reblogged this post and make 5 limited edition HANDMADE PHYSICAL COPIES OF I CREATED PISSCORE FOR THEM!!!!! OH MY GOD. YOU GET TO HOLD IT IN YOUR HANDS AND EVERYTHING.
 Also I may see about mailing a copy to Skrillex. I don’t know if that’s possible, but if the album reaches the top of the dubstep chart on Bandcamp you best know I’m going to try my hardest to get him one.

SO REBLOG THIS POST, SHARE THIS LINK, AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE LISTENS TO THIS ALBUM. EVERYONE, EVEN YOUR GRANDPARENTS. THEY MIGHT LIKE IT, WHO KNOWS.

FOR THE GOOD OF PISSCORE EVERYWHERE, AND WITH MY BEST WISHES, I SIGN OFF.

- h

This is relevant to my interests.

This is relevant to EVERYONE’S interests.

okay but this stuff is actually really good in a GAY DUBSTEP BABY CENTRAL PISSCORE KINDA WAY

of COURSE it’s good

Operation “Gay Dubstep Baby Central (Pisscore Takeover)” (READ THIS IF YOU LIKE STUPID THINGS)

hrmnzr:

dangerjohnes:

hrmnzr:

So, if you’ve been alive during the past week or two, you may know about my new smash hit album, I CREATED PISSCORE by PISS SPEARS.

^ That’s what it looks like!

Now, this album has gotten a fair amount of attention, enough to where it’s topping the breakcore chart! It’s also almost at the top of the dubstep chart, but…

Here at Piss Incorporated, we don’t settle for just 12th place, especially to plebians like Monstercat. Monstercat… more like MonsterCOCK!!!!

So, you may be asking, what exactly am I intending to propose here? Well, it’s pretty modest, and doesn’t involve cannibalism.

I want I CREATED PISSCORE to top the dubstep tag on Bandcamp, and only you can help with that. Yes, you. The one looking at these words. I see you. I feel you. With my heart.

But, you may be asking (again, you inquisitive assfucker), what’s in it for me???? Well, first off, Pisscore will take over the world, which is pretty good incentive for anyone in the first place. BUT WHAT ELSE??

If I end up reaching the No. 1 spot, I will pick five of the people who liked or reblogged this post and make 5 limited edition HANDMADE PHYSICAL COPIES OF I CREATED PISSCORE FOR THEM!!!!! OH MY GOD. YOU GET TO HOLD IT IN YOUR HANDS AND EVERYTHING.
 Also I may see about mailing a copy to Skrillex. I don’t know if that’s possible, but if the album reaches the top of the dubstep chart on Bandcamp you best know I’m going to try my hardest to get him one.

SO REBLOG THIS POST, SHARE THIS LINK, AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE LISTENS TO THIS ALBUM. EVERYONE, EVEN YOUR GRANDPARENTS. THEY MIGHT LIKE IT, WHO KNOWS.

FOR THE GOOD OF PISSCORE EVERYWHERE, AND WITH MY BEST WISHES, I SIGN OFF.

- h

This is relevant to my interests.

This is relevant to EVERYONE’S interests.

Intro to Pisscore

antisequiturr:

what is pisscore? ask Harmonia “Piss Spears” Swagtacular herself, she created it

but you’re asking me instead, so let me speak very briefly as the Chief Scholar of the PIsscore Aesthetic.

The best analogy that I’ve come up with for pisscore is that, if the entirety of music today was transformed into Youtube, pisscore would be youtube poops. The compositional method is extraordinarily similar: rip wholesale from original works, and then mangle those works beyond all recognition to produce something that is completely divorced from the source material and utterly inane. Continuing in this vein: pisscore, like a (good) YTP, has some inexplicable value that saves it from being the utter trash that it probably should be.

In this way— much like, it’s just occurred to me, the webcomic Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, if that helps contextualize it for you— pisscore straddles this fine line between being genuine garbage and making an artistic statement by purposefully breaking the conventions of its medium. Part of the “statement” of SBaHJ is its delivery: the image compression, the spelling errors, the intentionally obvious panel “redraws”— it’s all part of the “joke” of it. Pisscore is similarly holistic in its presentation with its poor production, the very specific sample material, and the obnoxiously long track titles, to put a name to a few of the key elements that make up the genre.

For those of you looking to imitate the style, here are a few pointers (examples of these in I Created Pisscore will be in parentheticals):

• Your samples should consist of Billboard Top 40 hits (Gotye, Levels, Skrillex), whatever is hottest in the EDM scene at that moment (trap music, Levels, Skrillex), internet eclectica (Kyary, Harlem Shake, the more esoteric /mu/core), and Vocaloids. Feel free to combine any and all of these together— proper pisscore depends on it.
• Rarely does pisscore drop below 144 BPM, except in drastic slowdowns/weird contemplative sections.
• Compress everything. Compress everything miserably. And then make it loud as hell. Brickwall your songs. Enjoy it.
• When in doubt, throw a Vocaloid on the track. Make it say stupid things. Can’t go wrong with that.

Ultimately, pisscore is vaguely satirical, mostly of popular musical trends but also of music production in general (just as SBaHJ found its genesis as a pastiche of the generic “gamer duo” webcomics of the mid 2000s). That’s not to say it’s easy to replicate— like SBaHJ (man, that’s a really good comparison actually), it takes an awful lot of effort to make the final product as carefully orchestrated in its shittiness as it needs to be to be successful, and a serious knowledge of how to properly produce EDM in order to flagrantly ignore those correct ways.

In other news, go listen to I Created Pisscore, available for free now on Bandcamp.

Mal wrote up this frighteningly accurate dissertation on Pisscore. If you want to help contribute to this growing internet movement, follow these vague steps!

In other news, watch out for the next PISS SPEARS release, “Paige is just an innocent teenage girl who really likes Gumi but not like bad porn of Gumi (But I think she wants to get it in with Gumi if you know what I’m saying”, coming soon.

;3

I’d like to also make a quick PSA after browsing through the yourfaveisproblematic tumblr

If I ever say or do anything shitty/oppressive/assholish in general, PLEASE feel free to call me out on it. I know there are quite a few unprivileged aspects of me (I’m not sure how good of a way that was to put it but yeah), but I recognize that being white and relatively stable financially gives me a fair amount of privilege and I should be told if I do anything shitty

So please don’t feel bad if you feel the need to call me out on anything shitty! I try to minimize this in the first place because I feel it’s a bit of my duty to do that as I have quite a few fans on here, but everyone slips up sometimes

:3

- h

Super-Important Charity Things

I’m sorry to interrupt these silly antics on my blog, but there is something serious that my friend Mike DeBisco, better known as DJ Scratchin’, needs help with.

As you may be aware, there was a very serious tornado in Oklahoma just recently. There was substantial and expensive damage. Mike, being someone who went through Hurricane Sandy, felt immense sympathy towards the victims of this disaster, and felt an obligation to do something to help.

So, he’s putting together an Oklahoma tornado tragedy relief compilation album to help raise money! But he needs your help.

Not only does he need musical artists to submit tracks to him, but he also needs help spreading awareness for this compilation everywhere. He wants so dearly to help the people affected by this.

Please look at this Facebook post and follow his page for more information. If you are a musician and wish to contribute to this, just comment on the post and ask for more info.

Thank you all so very much.

- h

EXTRA INCENTIVE TO PARTICIPATE IN OPERATION “GAY DUBSTEP BABY CENTRAL”

If I CREATED PISSCORE reaches the no. 1 spot on Bandcamp’s dubstep tag, Internet musician DJ Scratchin’, also known as Mike Nabisco, will personally fly to my house and get me frozen yogurt in a maid outfit

This is for the good of humanity, folks